I don’t know anyone there except for that Rylan chap of the Crap Factor.
But then I saw this picture:
I had to look twice to see if it was the same player that played for the Hammers under Harry Redknapp:
Jesus, Mary and Joseph – has the poor chap really hit hard times that he has had to resort to car crash TV for a few bob? And when did he get to become so portly?