West Ham have completed a six-month loan deal for striker Wellington Paulista from Brazilian club Cruzeiro.
The Hammers have the option for a further three-year contract.
Paulista has scored 75 goals in 160 games for Cruzeiro although some of those were in the state championships against inferior opposition.
All I can say is that the jury is out, and thank goodness it is a six-month loan.
Chances are he is not going to make any impact at all, but if he does, I will eat my hat, shirt, trousers and words.